IT'S AN EGG-ASTROPHIC DAY FOR HUMPTY FANS
RED RIDING HOOD CAUGHT EGG-HANDED
HUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL
And one group's leading paragraph was:
Late last night, police were called to a crime scene in Bury St Eggmunds. Celebrity Mayor Humpty Dumpty was found in pieces next to his favourite wall by heart broken best friend Little Bo Peep. Local gossip suggests R.R.Hood is the suspect due to her long standard jealousy.